Wednesday 18 June 2008

Gender Impressions

How To Impress a Woman
Compliment her.
Cuddle her.
Kiss her.
Caress her.
Love her.
Stroke her.
Tease her.
Comfort her.
Protect her.
Hug her.
Hold her.
Spend money on her.
Wine & dine her.
Buy things for her.
Listen to her.
Care for her.
Stand by her.
Support her.
Go to the ends of the earth for her.

How to Impress a Man
Show up naked.
Bring beer.

ROFL.


Jay~

6 comments:

  1. ROFL. this makes it sound like being a girl is so so easy.

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  2. lol
    it is really much easier to please men than women.men are simple species but deep inside,they are difficult to understand.while women appear difficult but on the inside,they are just easier species than men.lol

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  3. That's a very good point of view Mr. Brooke. :) Thanks for dropping by my blog.

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  4. Looks like you men have lots of work to do =P

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  5. So it seems. :(

    Rather a good deal though, seeing as we won't need to give birth to anyone. :P

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