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Jason Cruz: At age 68 a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs.
I find that mildly disturbing.
However, I would be the first to admit that an awesome death is a lot cooler than, say, dying in my sleep.
Plus my grandkids need to impress the other kids in the canteen.
"Your grandad was hit by a truck? No way! Mine was beaten fugly by a gorilla."
Now that's what you call bragging rights.