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Wednesday 18 June 2008

Gender Impressions

How To Impress a Woman
Compliment her.
Cuddle her.
Kiss her.
Caress her.
Love her.
Stroke her.
Tease her.
Comfort her.
Protect her.
Hug her.
Hold her.
Spend money on her.
Wine & dine her.
Buy things for her.
Listen to her.
Care for her.
Stand by her.
Support her.
Go to the ends of the earth for her.

How to Impress a Man
Show up naked.
Bring beer.

ROFL.


Jay~
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6 comments:

  1. Tabitha Rani18 June 2008 at 20:11

    ROFL. this makes it sound like being a girl is so so easy.

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  2. jsncruz19 June 2008 at 05:34

    Sometimes, it is.
    Very.

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  3. Mr.Clive19 June 2008 at 11:47

    lol
    it is really much easier to please men than women.men are simple species but deep inside,they are difficult to understand.while women appear difficult but on the inside,they are just easier species than men.lol

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  4. jsncruz19 June 2008 at 22:23

    That's a very good point of view Mr. Brooke. :) Thanks for dropping by my blog.

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  5. Nicole22 June 2008 at 15:12

    Looks like you men have lots of work to do =P

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  6. jsncruz22 June 2008 at 15:21

    So it seems. :(

    Rather a good deal though, seeing as we won't need to give birth to anyone. :P

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