Ms. King Kong

This is the first post of my new series called..

LRT Tales.

I use the LRT almost on a daily basis. It's cheap, very efficient, and pretty fast. Yeah, it's cheaper to use the jeep but with the pollution at Taft Avenue, holy cow. :/

Anyway, I have told so many stories to friends here about my experiences in the LRT that I thought, hey, might as well start a series on it (like my short-lived but extremely popular series called F.U.C.K. which does not stand for any profanity).

Here's one of the funniest (read: most gross) stories.

Last week, while using the LRT to go for dance practice with Redd, our coach and friend from G-Force, I was pretty happy to find that there was a seat vacant (extremely rare; Manila's population does not permit empty seats LOL). When I am in the LRT, I usually look down, or play games in my phone. Unfortunately.. I saw a pair of legs across me. A woman's legs. A woman's very hairy legs.

How hairy can it be, you might ask. It's like this. It's HOLY **** kind of hairy. Like, "DAMN!" kind of hairy. You get the picture. It was insane, and I was SO bothered! After a few minutes, I couldn't stand it anymore, and I HAD to tell someone. The last three numbers I texted were Gayle, Redd, and Ann, so I sent them a text about this ridiculously hairy woman across me. Ann and I had a hilarious conversation then.

(Italics are Ann's)
OMG, I just saw the hairiest legs on a woman I have ever seen!
Hahahahahahahahahaha.. Laughtrip..
Seriously, the legs are ZOMG-hairy. I'm so bothered now sis.
Maybe it's not really a woman..
I'm sure it is.

Then, I stupidly looked up.
I can confirm, it was a woman.. but..
I saw a moustache.

Holy shit.. She has a moustache!
Hahahahahaha.. It's a man! Can't be a woman!
But I can bet it's a woman. I'm sure of it.
Take a picture!

And I did.
I was so scared! I didn't want to appear like a sick pervert, but OMG, a shot must be taken of those King Kong legs. I was pretending so hard to be playing a game, but my camera is at the back, which means it's so obvious if I snapped a pic! I managed to, but it was a bit too blurred. I was shaking a lot. ROFL.

Note that it's damn blurred. But you can clearly see a black fuzz on the legs. Eww.


Ok, I got a pic.
Wahahaha.. Show me at the studio later!
It's kinda blurred, but we'll see.
Hahaha.. I can't stop laughing. It's my YM message now.

ROFL.
Ann had fun, and I was scarred for life.

Jay~