Monday, 9 March 2009

Math for Dummies

I really am beginning to have these horrible, judgmental thoughts on some of my classmates. I know it's so wrong to look at them and the first thing I think is "idiot", but seriously, you cannot help but think so.

Setting:
American Government class
Actors:
Bro. Wright, FSC, PhD; Mario* the Moron

Bro. Wright: There are 435 members of the House of the Representatives, and 100 members of the Senate. Mario, how many members does the Congress have in total?
Mario: *awkward silence*
Bro. Wright: *sighs* Never mind.

A few minutes later..

Bro. Wright: If a Senator gets 51% of the votes, he wins a 'majority'. What percentage of the votes did he not win, Mario?
Mario: Um, sir.. *smiles stupidly*

Oh good heavens shoot me now.

*Name has been changed to protect the moron from death squads.


Jay~
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6 comments:

  1. Gayle Penaranda9 March 2009 at 16:22

    send him back to grade school!
    harhar just kidding :P

    tsktsk simple math nalang he can't even answer. how sad.

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  2. jsncruz10 March 2009 at 07:13

    I know. 435 + 100 is something YOUR pre-school students can sometimes answer, right?

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  3. Gayle Penaranda11 March 2009 at 08:53

    yep!
    simple addition and subtraction :))

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  4. jsncruz12 March 2009 at 07:08

    :)

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  5. Nicole20 March 2009 at 06:00

    Omgosh. Haha. Well I guess that's why he's not doing a science degree =P

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  6. jsncruz21 March 2009 at 09:07

    If he was, I will shoot him myself. We can't let scientists that do not know basic addition to live. It's a crime against humanity.

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